Country Music Is Retarded

Actually I shouldn’t say that.

I don’t think country music is quite that smart.

To prove this point, I’ve amassed a list of country music song titles. Some are real. Some are fake. And you’ll not be able to tell the difference.

See? Retarded.

1. I Hate You More Then Books

2. Your Squaw Is On The Warpath

3. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

4. If I’d Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

5. You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

6. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I’m Kissing You Good-bye

7. Jesus Drop Kick Me Through The Goalposts Of Life

8. Wow My Momma Sure Is Purty

9. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

10. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman,
But I Sure Woke Up With a Few

11. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat

12. Baby You’d Be History If My Tractor Had Tits

 

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