Actually I shouldn’t say that.
I don’t think country music is quite that smart.
To prove this point, I’ve amassed a list of country music song titles. Some are real. Some are fake. And you’ll not be able to tell the difference.
1. I Hate You More Then Books
2. Your Squaw Is On The Warpath
3. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
4. If I’d Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now
5. You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
6. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I’m Kissing You Good-bye
7. Jesus Drop Kick Me Through The Goalposts Of Life
8. Wow My Momma Sure Is Purty
9. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
10. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman,
But I Sure Woke Up With a Few
11. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
12. Baby You’d Be History If My Tractor Had Tits