Weird Fact Of The Day 07/12/2014

It is a proven fact that listening to any amount of hip hop music has been shown to have the following medical side effects.

Nausea

Birth defects or retardation in offspring

Impotence

Halitosis

Abuse of malt liquors

Moderate to severe anal leakage

Illiteracy

Dry itchy scalp

Delusions (including but not restricted to) of increased basketball ability.

If you see any of these symptoms in a listener it is important you intervene immediately before someone needlessly catches a stray bullet because the dumb shit doesn’t know how to properly hold a weapon.

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