I have to ask. Is it really so manifest f’n destiny that Mennonites have to smell like cowshit? On that same note, if you’ve decided to forego technology, why are you riding a city bus?
I personally don’t believe that showers and body hygiene fall under the auspices of ‘evil technology of Satan’. Don’t they even make deodorant in black packaging?
Clean up or stay on the farm with your sister/cousin/wife, making your uncomfortable, shitty furniture and charging me too much for my fucking maple syrup!