Ok does there really have to be a diaper change station in EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN BATHROOM? I went into one today and a fucking midget was using it as a hide-a-bed.
Also, when did we start to let the hooker dress code slide? It seems the days of hot pants, boots and cleavage are gone. Now these crackheads just roll out of the house in whatever they have on. I saw one staggering down the street in a velour tracksuit, and it looked like she hadn’t even bothered to put her teeth in.
And finally, is there any way we can get these Eastern European chicks to shave that one, huge, bushy eyebrow into two separate ones? So not attractive, although I must say that it does compliment the equally thick, Tom Selleck moustache.