Random Thought Of The Day 08/11/2014

Ok I do not understand these morons that think it’s a fun idea to jump out of a plane with a parachute just for fun.

I get that they probably like the buzz of doing something batshit insane  that you may not survive, but couldn’t they just try fucking female pro wrestlers?

And what is the protocol if your chute doesn’t open? How are you expected to plow into the ground? Do they go into a headfirst dive and see how deep they can burrow, or do they try and come in feet first and stick the landing like a gymnast?

Discuss amongst yourselves.


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