Weird Fact Of The Day 08/11/2014

The NSA has begun installing tracking surveillence mocrochips in strap-on dildos to maintain detailed files on the personal lives of lesbians, as well as couples engaging in ‘pegging’.

This is only the first step in a diabolical plot to track the movements and uses of all marital aids by the end of 2017.

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