Has The Loch Ness Monster Moved?


It’s a classic story of gentrification.

The tourists move in and start taking pictures. The lakeside rents skyrocket. The businesses get pushed out. What’s a Loch Ness Monster to do but pack up and leave?

In what may turn out to be a huge hoax, a man traveling in Windermere, England captured what appears to be Nessie herself rising from the waters some 300 miles from her mythical Scottish home in Loch Ness. Unlike the typical, grainy picture of the Loch Ness sightings, the animal in this photo is remarkably (unbelievably?) clear.

Here’s the original photo,taken by the anonymous traveler:
loch ness monster

And here’s a magnified version of the alleged lake monster:
lochness zoomed

We can hear you guffawing all the way from our office in New York City, readers. So what if the photo happens to be blurry on the same plane of focus as the stunningly sharp creature. So what if it happened to be released immediately after Scottish banks promised an exodus if the country votes “Yes” on its independence. And so what if even the Daily Mail happened to raise its eyebrow at the authenticity of the photo.

It must be real because the agency that sold us the photo thinks it might be!

“At first, we thought it was a swan or goose,” James Ebdon of Autographer said. “Initially we were excited, then skeptical, and then we started laughing. Who knows what it is — maybe some kids messing about — whatever it is we will leave it to the experts.”

In the agency’s version of the story, the unnamed photographer set up his tripod to take photos automatically throughout the day. When he returned from lunch to download the images, he found the “creature” above.

What do you think?


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