Swimsuit Etiquette

Ok exactly when did we start being so visually mean to each other? Took my kids for a swim today and counted 7 people (5 women and 2 men if you must know) that were wearing swimsuits that were in no way appropriate for their body types.

Here’s a quick tip. Wear a suit based on the body you have, not the one you wish you had. This trend of feeling good about yourself at all costs, even at the expense of others, is absolute bullshit.

One lady had the physique that reminded me a lot of Andre The Giant. And dammit she should have left the Borat swimsuit at home.

Some good did come out of it. I didn’t go to the Mandarin afterwards.

I just wasn’t hungry.

 

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