Weird Fact Of The Day 01/25/2016

Although invisible to the naked eye, poltergeists inhabit nearly 26% of residential dwellings in Canada, and a staggering 74% in the continental United States.

The great disparity in supernatural infestation of people’s homes is attributed to the fact that most Americans are ignorant, religious  dickholes, and destructive spirits love to mess up their shit.

The average home has one angry ghost while it’s pretty safe to say Kanye West has at least 7, based on his massive shitheadedness.

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