Although invisible to the naked eye, poltergeists inhabit nearly 26% of residential dwellings in Canada, and a staggering 74% in the continental United States.
The great disparity in supernatural infestation of people’s homes is attributed to the fact that most Americans are ignorant, religious dickholes, and destructive spirits love to mess up their shit.
The average home has one angry ghost while it’s pretty safe to say Kanye West has at least 7, based on his massive shitheadedness.
Coulrophobia is an abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns. It is not uncommon among children, but is also sometimes found in teenagers and adults as well. Sufferers sometimes acquire a fear of clowns after having a bad experience with one personally, or seeing a sinister portrayal of one in the media. The weird appearance of the clowns, swollen red noses and unnatural hair colors makes these persons look so mysterious and treacherous. Adults who are victims of coulrophobia know what they fear is completely irrational and illogical, but they can’t escape the circumstance.
That being said, avoid them at all costs because we KNOW all clowns are serial killers or demons just waiting to crawl out from under your bed and murder you with a weed trimmer.
In addition to the numerous neurological detriments caused to the human brain by exposure to country/western music, the physical symptoms, such as explosive bloody diarrhea, reduced and deformed sperm count and a reduced capacity for vocabulary are what really get you in the end
In many areas of Moldova, delicacies such as field truffles and caviar are extraordinarily rare.
This is why many people subsist almost entirely on a diet of midgets, as they are plentiful, and easy to catch.
A man, aged 72, in Sri Lanka, recently fathered his 192nd child. From those children he has 391 grandchildren a 421 great-grandchildren.
The villagers call him Papa.
However we all know him as Bill Cosby.
Unbeknownst to many, the lead role of Jesus in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’, was originally offered to Burt Reynolds.
In many areas of mainland China, it is considered offensive to refuse an offer of a happy ending massage, when visiting someone’s home.
It is doubly offensive if the person offering the rub and tug is an elderly person.
Unbeknownst to many, Tina Louise, more popularly known as Ginger on ‘Gilligan’s Island’, starred in a Canadian hardcore porn film titled ‘Sesame Street Walker’.
The film has the distinction of having made Oscar much less grouchy, Bert seem much less gay and turned Mr Snuffalufagus into the world’s only known quadripedal pimp.
If Jeffery Dahmer had eaten Carrot Top, his night vision might have been better, allowing him to see the dude that shanked him coming.
So really, Carrot Top is to blame. Again
It is a little known fact that on each solstice, the entire Kardashian family gathers in the woods surrounding their mansion, dressed in black robes, to sacrifice a baby goat to Beelzebub to ensure their continued, irritating place in societies conciousness.